Polythene Pam

Well, you should see Polythene Pam,
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man.
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag.
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get a dose of her in jackboot and kilt,
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt.
She's the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World,
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.